Gotcha!  Shame on your for thinking that our beloved Khojas might actually have said these things!  The quotes are repeated along with the names of those who actually said them:
 
 

1. I would  rather  weep in a Rolls-Royce than be happy on a bicycle.  (Patricia Reggiani, former wife of the late Maurizio Gucci)
2. 'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right.  (Madonna in  Material Girl)
3. Greed...is good (Gordon Gekko in  Wall Street)
4. I heard a rumor (Bananarama)
5. True happiness can be found in only one thing: shopping. (Ling Wu in Ally McBeal)
6. I'm riding the alimony pony.  Heheheheheheh.  (Janis, Chandler's occasional girlfriend, in Friends.)
7. I say no romance without finance.  (Gwen Guthrie in Ain't Nothing Goin' on But the Rent)
8. I'm looking for a man who's got some money in his pants (Ibid.)
9. What Have You Done for Me Lately? (Janet Jackson)
10. Look at the size of that thing! (Princess Leia in Star Wars)


OK, these last two are actual Khoja quotes, but they have been said by so many people that it would be impossible to list all of them:
 
 

11. How much money do you make?
12. What does your father do?


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