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B
N N f n
Bush proposes inverting tax rate
schedule. Says will give lazy poor people a kick in the ass
to work harder.
Income
|
Marginal Tax Rate
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$0-$39,999
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50%
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$40,000-$79,999
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40%
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$80,000-$119,999
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30%
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$120,000-$159,999
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20%
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$160,000-$199,999
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10%
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$200,000+
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0%
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Bush
honors good corporate citizens
- Halliburton, for doing a bang-up
job in Iraq
- Disney, for clamping down on
obscene material, like that nut
Michael Moore's film
B
O O K S
- How to get the FDIC to Forgive
$50 Billion
in Bad S&L Debt - By Neil Bush
-
After presidency, George W. Bush to star in
remakes of classics
Dr. Strangelove
Rambo: First Blood Part II
Dick Cheney to serve as advisor to new
James Bond film
Vice-President Dick Cheney was tapped to serve as
a paid advisor
for the upcoming Bond film "Blood for Money". The producers
commended
Cheney on his secretive modus
operandi, his ability to disappear for
months without a trace, and his comfort with handling the Uzi and other
weapons of mass destruction.
T
R A V E L
- The Bin Laden's discuss the
last-minute fares that Pres. Bush got them to fly out right after 9/11
- Also: hotel & camel
packages available in Riyadh.
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B
N N Sports
- Bowling
- Duck-hunting with Cheney & Scalia
- NASCAR
H
E A L T H
- Neil Bush's EZ solution for
Venereal Disease
E
A R T H
- Bush to speak at Halliburton-Exxon
Mobil Earth Day Conference.
Republican Guide to
Dating and Marriage. 4
Violence never solves anything, but if you must
hit your mate, do it not as an aggressor, but as a liberator.
Remember, men are from Mars and women are from
Venus, which is why we need to invade both
You'll catch more flies with honey than with
vinegar. How true. But neither works quite as well as a
warrant-less wiretap.
Marriage is about communication. In English only.
Find a common ground. And then strip mine it.
There are few real problems that can't be solved
with three little words: "Remember September 11th."
A long walk on the beach at sunset doesn't cost
anything. But we're working on it.
Good To
Know
You're probably a redneck if(2)...
- You've been married three times and still have
the same in-laws.
- You
think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company
- Your
front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.
- Your state has a new law that says when a
couple get divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
- You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
- You think Possum is "The Other White Meat"
- You think there's nothing wrong with incest as
long as you keep it in the family.
- You and your dog use the same tree.
- Your grandfather died and left everything to
his widow, but she can't touch it until she's fourteen.
- That billboard that says, "SAY NO TO CRACK"
reminds you to pull up your jeans.
W
E A T H E R
- Global warming: it's all in
your leftie, pinko, Commie head
V
I E W S
- Terrorists circa 2004:
- School Teachers
- Abortion rights marchers
- Richard Clarke
- Michael Moore
- New Axis
of
Evil:
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