Went to the bathroom, no toilet paper
And I just couldn't find a lota
L-O-T-A lota.  Lalalalota.

Went to rent a PG-movie, he told me
That they only had totas
T-O-T-A Tota.  Tatatota.

Went to my nani's, got some respect
Because a nawasa is much better than a pota
P-O-T-A pota.  Papapapota.

Tried to impress a ladki, showed her my apartment
She looked and said, "Oh, it's so chota"
CH-O-T-A chota.  Chachachachota.

Tried an export business,
Got into trouble because I didn't have a quota
QU-O-T-A quota.  Quoquoquoquota.

I had a sense of humor, now it's gone
If I still had it, kyaa naheen  hota
H-O-T-A hota.  Hahahahota.
 

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