How to pick up babes!
(Warning! May offend
some people, including Michael Powell,
George Bush, John Ashcroft, Rush Limbaugh, & Jerry Fallwell)
- Make
sure babe is unaware of your moves
- The
move has to be gentle to ensure minimal
resistance
- Do
not say or do anything to upset the babe
- Enticing
the babe with your lollipop is
cheating
- Slowly
approach babe
- Gently
kiss babe on the cheeks
- While
babe is still reacting to your kisses,
put left arm
under babe and make sure neck is supported with hand
- Lift
up babe
- Use
right arm for extra support
Scroll
down for picture of picking up babes in action.
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(Models: Ali G. (aighhht!), MJ
G.)
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